The Unique Skills of the “Dog – like Township Head” chapter 1

One Skill in Hand, No Shortage of Dog Meat

As the saying goes, everyone has their own preferences. In a small town in the United States, there was a mayor named Jack. He didn’t have any vices like gambling or womanizing, but he was extremely fond of dog meat. If he didn’t have it for a single day, he would feel like he had lost his soul and nothing else would taste good. People gave him the nickname “Dog Mayor”. Little did he know that this very hobby almost cost him his life!

One day, the north wind was howling and it was bitterly cold. After work in the evening, Jack, with his neck tucked in, was about to go to “Fatty’s Dog Meat Restaurant” for a big meal. Suddenly, a car rushed into the town hall. Who could it be at this late hour? He was puzzled when several people got out of the car. The man in the lead looked like a boss. He stepped forward and asked, “Are you Mayor Jack?” Jack nodded, still confused.

The man explained his purpose. He said his name was Tom and he was the manager of Greenfield Company. He had come specifically for investment.

Hearing about the investment, Jack was so excited that he almost jumped up. Recently, the town government had been doing everything they could to attract investment and had issued a strict order: Any town that failed to meet the investment – attracting target would have its mayor removed from office! It seemed like a fortune had fallen from the sky. Jack grabbed Tom’s hand and said excitedly, “Welcome, Manager Tom!”

After some pleasantries, Jack suggested that since it was already late, he would treat them to a meal and they could talk while eating. “Let me treat you to some local specialties – dog meat!”

“Great idea!” Tom blurted out. “When dog meat is cooking, even the gods can’t resist. It warms the body and boosts masculinity. I actually came here for it!”

Their ideas coincided, and Jack was overjoyed. He invited everyone to get in the car. Soon, they arrived at “Fatty’s Dog Meat Restaurant”. The delicious smell of dog meat wafted through the air even before they got out of the car. The owner’s wife, Lily, greeted them with a big smile.

Jack got out of the car and said to Lily, “Madam, quickly prepare a table. We need braised, stewed, stir – fried, and spiced dog meat. And also a dog offal casserole. Oh! Don’t forget to bring a plate of ‘Happy Wife’!” “Happy Wife?” Lily frowned in confusion. Jack sat down in the restaurant, gave a sly smile, and said, “Don’t you know what ‘Happy Wife’ is? It’s braised dog penis!” Everyone present couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

Lily looked embarrassed and said, “To be honest, during the cold season, dog meat is in high demand. We just sold out all the dog meat today. My husband went to the city to buy some and hasn’t come back yet!”

Jack was very disappointed. He had finally attracted an investor and had even encouraged him to eat dog meat, but now there was no dog meat. What should he do? He asked Lily to think of a way. Lily said hesitantly, “Well, the only way might be for you to run over a dog…”

“Run over a dog?” Tom had sharp ears and stared at Jack curiously. “You’re good at this? I really want to see it today!”

In fact, running over a dog was a piece of cake for Jack. Because he loved dog meat, he often used his car to run over dogs. Over time, he had developed excellent skills in this regard. Any dog he saw on the road couldn’t escape his four wheels. With this skill, he never had a shortage of dog meat.

Hearing what Tom said, Jack was more than willing. This way, he could both show off his skill to Tom and have dog meat to eat. It was a win – win situation. He immediately agreed and started the car, inviting Tom to join him to watch his amazing dog – running – over performance.