The Thief’s Dilemma chapter 3

Mr. Thief, there’s a secret in this letter. Please make sure to read it through.

You might be the first or the last person to enter this house. My natural gas pipeline is old and leaking. You can just lie on the sofa and it’ll all be over. Let me tell you, I’ve set up a secret mechanism. Don’t think that I can’t do this just because I’ve lost my hands. My mouth and feet are as dexterous as machines. Let me tell you, you won’t be able to open any of the doors or windows! If you’re just a thief out of desperation and you’re willing to turn over a new leaf after this one theft, please immediately call the number written on the back of this note. There’s still one dollar of phone credit left on this phone. Thank you for reading this letter.